Broken Strawberries Taste the Sweetest
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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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Playcount: 610

hannahpocalypse:

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Playcount: 478

hannahpocalypse:

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

(Source: lady-dixon)

tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

trixibelle:

fornootherreasondave:

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Mel Did you actually do auditions?
Paul Yeah, yeah. I was outside, with six guys and they all looked like me.
Sue The thing is, it was only these two [Mary and Paul] who had that raw sexual animus. There was a bristling will-they-won’t-they vibe. It’s one of the great ongoing romances of the 21st century.
Anna Straight away they gelled. They got on, and had a different approach.

Sue Perkins wanders in from the floor and stares over the shoulder of Becca, who is testing a forthcoming technical recipe. “Sue’s a very good baker,” Becca says. Sue nods slowly. “I made a treacle cake back here recently. Basically I annoy the shit out of them. Or help out as I call it.” She tells me she made brownies for the crew during one previous shoot. “Although essentially when I’m in here I’m asking one question which is what is this and how can I eat it?”

You should go and read the interview in the second link because they talk about how Mary says she “loves the taste of plums in her mouth”  and lots of other stuff like

What’s the downside to such a successful series?

Mel There’s only a certain amount of puns you can make about buns.
Sue We started with double entendres about rings and tarts and buns and then you get to the single entendre where you are literally just going round and saying that looks like a penis.

IT’S ALMOST BACK