what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
true friendship doesn’t necessarily mean sharing the same fandoms; it means being willing to listen to each other talk even though it might be about a fandom you don’t know shit about
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark
when i turn 18 and go to some site that says you have to be 18 and up to go on im just gonna be like ‘oh my god„, im not.. lying anymore’ and then ill cry itll be a life changing experience
|Track: I DID IT I FOUND A SONG|
|Artist: SPIDERMAN CAN'T DANCE TO|
i have done the impossible
Whoa! Good find.
It’s international book day today and my son’s school did a thing where the kids were allowed to go in dressed as characters in books. In reality this turned out to be that in the reception class my son is in (4-5-year olds) most girls showed up dressed in Disney princess dresses and most boys in Marvel/DC superhero outfits. In the school yard I overheard one of the boys make a comment to a girl that she couldn’t be a princess since she had short hair. The bell rang that instant and all the kids ran off so I was just left there steaming with a piece on my mind I couldn’t get out there and then. So here’s short haired Disney Princesses.